have you read a whole book? Emma Thompson, left, and Alisha Weir in "Roald Dahl's Matilda: The Musical." (Dan Smith/Netflix) Article. And I will Teach you a thing or two. The moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. Hello! . Not a jot! MRS PHELPS screams and exits. Just knock on the door. [She presses an intercom on her desk.] If you want to throw the hammer for your country, Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! LAVENDER Oh, yes. [She stands and approaches MISS HONEY menacingly, towering over her.] MISS HONEY turns and sees MISS TRUNCHBULL watching various video screens playing footage of her Olympic games while an announcer narrates dimly in the background. [He does a split in front of MISS HONEY. You have to put it right. . And . MATILDA Matilda The Musical Jnr! It is delineated into "His" and "Hers" sides.] Past Alice. I love your stories, Matilda! Lights up. What do you want, Miss Chutney? Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came, Oh, cook . Every life is a miracle! Er, what books did you read? You could have heard a fly burp. Matilda began life as Roald Dahl's rollicking tale of an outrageously . My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! I love books. MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. And that's not right. Why would you want green hair? My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Lavender? Here's what I think of your lovely [He starts pulling at the book as though to tear it apart.]. My daddy says I'm his special little guy! Just because you find that life's not fair, it Rudolpho is greatly skilled in, and besotted by ballroom dancing, to a professional level; he is described, by Mrs Wormwood, as being 'very supple' and having 'incredible upper-body strength'. After your first day of school! Lost your appetite? A major difference between the 2022 musical movie and the 1996 film is that the former contains several musical numbers straight out of the stage show. The more you'll just look like a fool. MATILDA ALICE and HORTENSIA MR WORMWOOD MATILDA Though Mr. Wormwood is not a good person and he is mean to Matilda, his He was very kind. They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. RUDOLPHO MR WORMWOOD paces the stage. No one's going to look if you don't stand out. COUPLE 4 Thank you for suggesting it. They say, "Matilda, we're so proud of you. I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight! Someone told her I did it, but I never! Matilda JR . And good luck with the Tolstoy. Matilda The Musical is the spectacular theatre show adapted from Roald Dahl's much-loved 1988 children's novel, Matilda. . MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. in . The ESCAPOLOGIST starts to walk in from the back of the stage. The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! The CHILDREN thrash in their seats. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. RUDOLPHO dances across the back of the stage. I hate pigtails! MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Oh, no, Matilda. Good-bye, Miss Honey. Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. . Mr Wormwood! Words Of Wisdom. MICHAEL sits on his lap. Loud, loud, loud, loud! I don't believe Matilda's that kind of child at all. Yes, sir. You just need to keep your feet inside the line. CHILDREN 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. google_color_link="000000"; Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. Hm? . Innocent victims of their story. google_ad_width=120; FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 [His stomach growls.] This must confirm, Bruce, MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST No one's gonna care if you don't care, And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, And I'm very sorry . They were written that way: But this little girl . I told them, I said, "Hey. Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. Book by Dennis Kelly. MRS WORMWOOD It's your fault. Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. Harmonically, those songs are the same. The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. MATILDA Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. New York, NY, Linda Ray MR WORMWOOD You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. If you sit around and let them get on top, you Although Matilda features many iconic . My daddy says I'm a bore. I'm the best! To the rules. A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! Neigh! I think we'd better leave it there, Nigel. Winner of over 100 international awards, including 24 for Best Musical, MATILDA THE MUSICAL continues to delight audiences of all ages at London's Cambridge Theatre. MRS. PHELPS: Matilda, this is . Oh, my good Lord. That is the biggest hug in the world. google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; From offstage, MISS TRUNCHBULL blows on her whistle. BRUCE I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. This child is a girl. MISS TRUNCHBULL You're going to hug all the air out of me. "Time is on our side. Fifteen times two is thirty. See! bruce it's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. Boys and girls! MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. DOCTOR How much, exactly are we talking about? What is the school motto, Miss Honey? You? [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] . MRS WORMWOOD WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. by using this site, you agree to our cookies policy | terms and conditions | privacy policy. You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line. The less you have to show, the louder you dress it. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? Join the StageAgent community Past Lavender. Oh, let's put it this way. . Just knock on the door . . STREAM NOW. . . If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. [Looking irritated, she makes her way to BRUCE's side.] Like you, I was curious, Have to admit Might she be a little brighter than her class? MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. [He pulls the towel over his head and starts massaging vigorously]. But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. But the "tomato" is a very good word. MATILDA MISS TRUNCHBULL Rules? Don't let her win. MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! . MR WORMWOOD They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Crime and Punishment . . MISS HONEY What?! Come on!] MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! TOMMY Absolute silence. to the rules. My mummy says I'm a miracle, A bell rings. DOCTOR MISS HONEY //-->. MRS WORMWOOD The less you have to say, the louder you yell it. MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. This is Rudolpho! You're like winning the lottery." . The children are rising up. MRS PHELPS Like you, I was (Q) curious, Behind MR WORMWOOD and MATILDA, the scene changes from a living room to MATILDA's bedroom. How do you do this? How does that sound? But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. and astronauts! Oh Even time loves us.". Don't hide it under a bushel. Please! MISS HONEY February 24th 2023. . . Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. No one is as handsome, strong as me. Matilda! LAVENDER Stop being pathetic, Jenny. MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. "I have paid for the posters, publicity, the catering, the toilet facilities. Oh no, Headmistress. Yes, Miss Trunchbull, please, you can! This it not your problem. . . her knickers stayed stuck to the seat! Miss Honey's aunt. Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] Produced by the Royal Shakespeare Company, the musical had a debut run in Stratford for twelve weeks, beginning in November 2010 and running through January . MRS WORMWOOD You listen here, my dear, Everyone's favorite ogre is back in this hilarious stage spectacle, based on the Oscar-winning smash hit film and outrageous Broadway musical. MISS HONEY NIGEL, TOMMY They're individual! I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. . Yeah! Stop. news, reviews, movie trailers, cinema, DVDs, interviews + film & movie gossip UK & worldwide. Green hair? Matilda Wormwood. Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. He's my dance partner. DOCTOR MISS HONEY Knock on the door, Jenny. It's from the library! MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. MISS TRUNCHBULL . COUPLES But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up Description. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard, the biggest burp I had ever heard about. They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. Well, take another! . But I . My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. The desks descend into the ground. "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. We have everything . MRS WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD I'll tell you something. CHILDREN I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris. Dennis Kelly You gotta be loud! . . YoU listen here, my dear, What have I told you about wearing pigtails? Then suddenly, the audience jumped to its feet and roared in appreciation! A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. MATILDA stares up at her for several long seconds. Whether you like it or not. And then, when I got my job as a teacher, she presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. MATILDA You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, She says they make me look pretty! MISS TRUNCHBULL Please! Your first look at INTO THE WOODS at Greasepaint Y. A little less dressing like your mum. You gotta get up! My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. MISS TRUNCHBULL He surely can't! [to MICHAEL] Get up, boy. The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, Assistant Dance Captain, Swing. BIG KIDS MATILDA THE MUSICAL - ADULT CASTING GUIDELINES - CHARACTER NOTES. MISS TRUNCHBULL Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. Yesterday, she caught Julius Rottwinkle eating a gobstopper during science. [CHILDREN] My mummy says I'm a miracle. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. Can be played by a male or female. What's wrong with the telly? The most common thing in life is life . Here in the library again, are we? *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Yes, yes. Now get out. You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? One of the novel's antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael 's father, and Mrs. Wormwood 's husband. ], MISS HONEY My mummy says I'm a miracle. Apply just one simple rule [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? This story of a girl who dreams of a better . Inspired by the twisted genius of renowned children's author, Roald Dahl, Matilda the Musical is a captivating musical masterpiece that revels in the . [She murmurs along to the music.] RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. MATILDA to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! . [He laughs.] MR WORMWOOD Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. MATILDA DOCTOR DOCTOR Well? Two, three, four. You see, unfortunately, Nigel suffers from the rare, but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy. Every new life It's been . but i'm his little soldier! And the second part is Chokey! It's just pathetic. MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily toward the coats. You should stay out of trouble, So mark your calendars and get ready for a Watch 'Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical". Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical JR. 60-Minute Broadway Junior Version. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! As a huge cloud of chocolate-y gas wafted from my mouth and drifted across the class. Fun Fact - I can do the wave with my eye brows. . And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. MRS PHELPS: Oh, so it has a happy ending after all! Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! BIG KID [BEN] Why? One should avoid confrontation when possible. LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. A shrimp. She's going to be your teacher. WOMAN: That's right, honey. That's not right. As I started my spin, did I look at the view? You've not got the spine. ? Tricks!" MATILDA With her kind teacher, Miss Honey . You can't. MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO I can! CHILDREN 1 And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". Secrets. AMANDA and ERIC Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. Answers for Popular English music hall entertainer born Matilda Alice Victoria Wood in 1870 (5,5) crossword clue, 5 letters. . Well, I'd better hang around just in case. A bell rings. Babes, I'm on fire, here! The biggest burp I had ever heard about! . google_color_border="EDC7C2"; ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. For men. It is based on the children's novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. Oh, no, it's a lovely book. You know what interruptions do to my energy flow. Look at mummy. Stop! Good morning, children! . And you won't be getting "right" there, oh no. With her, it's all "books" and "stories". What's this? Rudolpho! Matilda Wormwood is an exception . MR WORMWOOD It's Miss Honey. Stories. You seem to think that people like people what are clever. TOMMY My daddy says I'm his special little guy! And . . MRS PHELPS No excuse, Bruce. The school bell rings and all the children march out. Come on, Bruce, be our hero. . And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? Is a miracle! MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". Isn't there some more? I think I'm gonna keep this on. Is it time for school yet, mum? and look at reading. MR WORMWOOD Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? You should read it. MISS HONEY 11. 2. MRS WORMWOOD ALL GIRLS The table stops and the hands hit the ground. Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, I'll have her for that. Don't take me to Chokey! and . BRUCE [to the phone] I'm gonna call you straight back. Smile for mother! BIG KIDS enter menacingly behind the gate. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. That's the bananas right there. An unhatched tadpole. . So Matilda gets her rebellious spirit and I wrote Naughty for her, using the structure of When I Grow Up. 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